These are inspirational, informative, and sometimes just plain funny. They've come from all over the internet for your enjoyment. :)

When I’m in Canada, I feel this is what the world should be like. - Jane Fonda

I once drove back through southern Manitoba at night. I was stunned by the beauty the prairies can offer. I remember the sleepy farming towns at rest - a reminder of the legacy of honest, hard working people who built a nation. - Duane W. Berke

When they said Canada, I thought it was up in the mountains somewhere. - Marilyn Monroe

Canada is the linchpin of the English-speaking world. - Sir Winston Churchill

In a world darkened by ethnic conflicts that tear nations apart, Canada stands as a model of how people of different cultures can live and work together in peace, prosperity, and mutual respect. - Former U.S. President Bill Clinton

Canada is a country whose main exports are hockey players and cold fronts. Our main imports are baseball players and acid rain. - Former Prime Minister Pierre Elliot Trudeau

Canada is a country so square that even the female impersonators are women. - Richard Benner

In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations, it's cold, half-French, and difficult to stir. - Stuart Keate

Canadians, like their historians, have spent too much time remembering conflicts, crises, and failures. They forgot the great, quiet continuity of life in a vast and generous land. A cautious people learns from its past; a sensible people can face its future. Canadians, on the whole, are both. - Desmond Morton

Canada has never been a melting-pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Canadians don't have a very big political lever, we're nice guys. - Paul Henderson

I am a Canadian, free to speak without fear, free to worship in my own way, free to stand for what I think right, free to oppose what I believe wrong, or free to choose those who shall govern my country. This heritage of freedom I pledge to uphold for myself and all mankind. - the Canadian Bill of Rights

There are no limits to the majestic future which lies before the mighty expanse of Canada with its virile, aspiring, cultured, and generous-hearted people. - Sir Winston Churchill

Canada is an interesting place, the rest of the world thinks so, even if Canadians don't. - Terence M. Green

Keep Canada beautiful. Swallow your beer cans. - Unknown